Monday, April 26, 2010

Strawberry Shortcake and death to inertia.

I am completely at a loss for this oddity that happens all. the. time in life.

Not looking for Strawberry Shortcake gear: It's EVERYwhere. Looking for Strawberry Shortcake gear: "I'm sorry, ma'am, all of our Strawberry Shortcake stuff is due in 3 weeks."


Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeee creative. Truth is, whatever happens, my little 4 year old-to-be just cares about fun and friends. The Martha Stewart award is impervious to her thrills and enjoyment of the day. Must let it go.

Oh, and check out the evolution of said Strawberry girl:

I miss the old one. She was cuter and chubbier. Why do they put our little girl role models on weird diets? The Care Bears did it too. Just for kicks here they are:

Oh, speaking of weird diets, and ahhh yes, death to inertia, I've kept my house pristine for a whole week and I've still played with my kids and I've breathed and I've homeschooled and I am on a diet.

Please, no emails. It's ok. A girl needs to at least try to bust those obstinate baby pounds and increased presence of cellulite! Seriously. Anyway, I'm on it. But in case you see me this summer and said cellulite is still glaringly accounted for to an offensive degree, don't judge me. Grace. Ahhhhh, sweet grace.